Diet Humor - Food has replaced sex - Adult Diet Towel - Get into pants - Tea Towel - Kitchen Towel - 15 dollar gift - Funny Kitchen Towel

Diet Humor - Food has replaced sex - Adult Diet Towel - Get into pants - Tea Towel - Kitchen Towel - 15 dollar gift - Funny Kitchen Towel- Inappropriate- Funny - Cheeky Humor - decorative kitchen towel - kitchen essentials - great kitchen towel - cute kitchen towel - funny sayings - quality

We use great quality cotton kitchen tea towels as the base for all of our designs. Keep this one or give it away as a gift.

These towels are "themed' and/or have politically incorrect/bold statements that will give you a good chuckle.

The words "Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants" are stitched using red and black embroidery thread on this yellow & off white plaid 100% cotton dish towel.

These beautiful but functional kitchen towels make the perfect gift item for those "hard-to-buy for people," in your life! The perfect addition to any kitchen they are inexpensive, light-hearted, and memorable. This would make a perfect gift for someone who obviously hates dishes and housework or a housewarming gift, birthday gift, or even keep it for yourself. Great gift for any day!

The message and colors are fun and modern. The towel is a 100% cotton towel. There is a loop for hanging on the inside of one edge.


These towels are meant to be decorative, but they work splendidly in day to day routine as a hand or dish towel. Wash in cold water and tumble dry on low.

100% Cotton
Measures 28in. x 18in.
Machine Washable

Please see my other listings for different towels.

This item is READY TO SHIP

If you like this but need it in a different color please Convo me and I will see what I can do.

This listing is for the ONE Kitchen Towel only. Any items used as props in the photos are not included in the sale.

If you like this and want to see more items, please visit my ETSY store at www.ninisayssew.etsy.com. Every item I sew is made with great pride and attention to detail I continue that tradition in my shop. I have been sewing and crafting for many years and put my love for both in each item I make.