Thong Quote - Up in my business - Sarcastic Quote - 15 dollar gift - Inappropriate Quote - Cuss word - Curse word - Adult Humor - Gift

$15.99

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This quirky dish towel would be the perfect gift for your best friend, neighbor, anyone!

These towels are "themed' and/or have politically incorrect/bold statements that will give you a good chuckle.

The words "My business isn't your business. So unless you're my thong don't be up my ass" are stitched using red thread on 100% cotton white & navy blue plaid towel.

These beautiful but functional kitchen towels make the perfect gift item for those "hard-to-buy for people," in your life! The perfect addition to any kitchen they are inexpensive, light-hearted, and memorable. This would make a perfect housewarming gift, birthday gift, bridal shower or wedding gift, or even keep it for yourself. Great gift for anyone who tries to make people happy, anyone who loves wine, or anyone who needs a great kitchen towel.

The message and colors are fun and modern. The towel is a 100% cotton towel. There is a loop for hanging on the inside of one edge.


These towels are meant to be decorative, but can be used if you like. Wash in cold water and tumble dry on low.

100% Cotton
5 Measures 28in. x 16in.
Machine Washable

Please see my other listings for different towels.

This item is READY TO SHIP

If you like this but need it in a different color please Convo me and I will see what I can do.

This listing is for the ONE Kitchen Towel only. Any items used as props in the photos are not included in the sale.

If you like this and want to see more items, please visit my ETSY store at www.ninisayssew.etsy.com. At my shop you will find pretty, fun, handmade, clothing and other items for babies, toddlers, and children and all at affordable prices. Every item I sew is made with great pride and attention to detail I continue that tradition in my shop. I have been sewing and crafting for many years and put my love for both in each item I make.

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges

Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery

I don't accept cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

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