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Everyone needs kitchen towels. Why not have funny ones!

This quirky dish towel would be the perfect gift for your best friend, neighbor, anyone!

These towels are "themed' and/or have politically incorrect/bold statements that will give you a good chuckle.

The wording "Vodka is cheaper than Botox and it paralyses more muscles" are beautifully stitched out on this turquoise kitchen towel using bright yellow, bright pink embroidery thread.

We use great quality cotton kitchen tea towels as the base for all of our designs. Keep this one or give it away as a gift. All Nini Says Sew products are hand-crafted therefore there may be some slight variations in each one. The colors that appear on your monitor may vary from actual colors due to monitor settings.

<3 - Receiving presents in the mail is the best! Sending this as a gift? We would love to include a special note – just ask!

These towels are "themed' and/or have politically incorrect/bold statements that will give you a good chuckle.


The message and colors are fun and modern. The towel is a 100% cotton towel. There is a loop for hanging on the inside of one edge.

100% Cotton
Measures 28in. x 18in.
All of our kitchen tea towels are hemmed on all four sides.
Machine Washable

Please see my other listings for different towels.

This item is READY TO SHIP

If you like this but need it in a different color please Convo me and I will see what I can do.

This listing is for the ONE Kitchen Towel only. Any items used as props in the photos are not included in the sale.

If you like this and want to see more items, please visit my ETSY store at www.ninisayssew.etsy.com. Every item I sew is made with great pride and attention to detail I continue that tradition in my shop. I have been sewing and crafting for many years and put my love for both in each item I make.drink towel